Golden Nugget and Big Data
Golden
Nugget had been living quietly in the pond of Insights for many years. He kept
himself to himself but was happy when he was occasionally discovered by a
well-meaning Market Researcher who would turn him, if only briefly, into an
insight for one of the Big-Clients in the Cloud.
For a while
he would bask in the glory of being an “insight with business impact”, not many
insights got that privilege, but then after a while the glamour would fade and
he’d return to his mundane but happy existence.
Up in the Cloud the Big-Clients had been busy however, gorging
themselves on data – social media chatter, email, videos, mobile research, GP
etc. The Cloud was reaching saturation point. There was no room for Nugget, where would he fit in with this instantaneous
malarkey? And how were the Big-Clients even supposed to know Nugget existed?
They were just going where the ‘big data’ took them. Whereas before the population
of the pond had been measured by megabyte, (something Nugget had tried but
failed to comprehend) it was now talked about in terms of zettabytes. This
dizzying progress left Nugget sore and he had no idea how he’d ever fit into
this. Every second his little friend Dustie the Data came past to inform him on
a “newbie”.
Nugget was
not impressed.
“Nugget
stop whining about it. It’s the brave new world! The Big-Clients just want to use
all these insights to engage with their customers. And rather than giving them
what they thought they wanted they’ll deliver
what they really want - improved product quality, new innovations,
better customer service and better delivery. This is good Nugget”
And so
Dustie left Nugget to stew.
All Dustie
had said seemed irrelevant to Nugget. No benefits would be coming to him, not
at all.
The Cloud
was brimming now. It had become a sea of information that even the Big-Clients
were struggling to comprehend. The Market Researchers couldn’t keep control of
it. They were just trying to keep on top of it, let alone make something of it.
They struggled
with how fast it came, bombarding them second, by second.
When they did manage to capture and store it they
weren’t sure what to do with it. They had to rely on machines to analyse it …
machines that constantly misunderstood irony and sarcasm and gave entirely the
wrong meaning to the information. It was all coming from different
places as well and they hadn’t been trained in comparing apples and pears.
When the
client finally received this information it wasn’t the Holy Grail they had
hoped for but a mass of mismatched, out of date and wrongly interpreted data
that didn’t help them with their strategy at all.
And so
little by little the data got captured, organised and turned into truly
impactful insights and order was restored to the world. And everyone, including
Nugget who married a very attractive YouTube video, started to live happily again……..
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